Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.
Don't let your lawyer, criminal lawyer, divorce lawyer, state lawyer, attorney make you the victim!!! Post your stories and comments and let us all unite!!!
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Lawyer Ideas
Sometimes lawyers can lead to several problems in our lives... Divorce lawyers are a good example because divorce lawyers act when a couple who (hopefully) once loved each other, now needs a lawyer to settle things down... See below for some ideas of where divorce lawyers might lead us:
What do you say? Can lawyers make our lives difficult?
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Rules for hunting lawyers - New York State Attorney Hunting Season - for Adults ONLY!
1400.02 GENERAL
1. Any person with a valid New York State hunting license may hunt attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps is allowed in the State of New York. However, it is prohibited to use currency as bait.
3. The killing of attorneys with an automobile or any other vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally hit, remove dead lawyer or attorney to roadside and go to the closest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It is prohibited to use the words "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the specific purpose of trapping lawyers.
6. Lawyers are not to be hunted within 100 meters of any auto dealerships (and more specificially BMW's and Volvo's.)
7. Lawyers are not to be attracted via cocaine, young boys (or girls and women), $100 bills, prostitutes, or automobile accidents.
8. In the State of New York, it is illegal to hunt lawyers and attornyes withing 100 meters of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
9. It is prohibited for a hunter to be disguised as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting lawyers in the city or State of New York.
1. Any person with a valid New York State hunting license may hunt attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps is allowed in the State of New York. However, it is prohibited to use currency as bait.
3. The killing of attorneys with an automobile or any other vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally hit, remove dead lawyer or attorney to roadside and go to the closest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It is prohibited to use the words "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the specific purpose of trapping lawyers.
6. Lawyers are not to be hunted within 100 meters of any auto dealerships (and more specificially BMW's and Volvo's.)
7. Lawyers are not to be attracted via cocaine, young boys (or girls and women), $100 bills, prostitutes, or automobile accidents.
8. In the State of New York, it is illegal to hunt lawyers and attornyes withing 100 meters of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
9. It is prohibited for a hunter to be disguised as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting lawyers in the city or State of New York.
A Lawyer's Fee Schedule
A man went to his attorney's office to talk about the new fee schedule.
The lawyer, looking through his papers, told him, "You owe me $2000 down and $532.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months."
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.
"Your right. It's my new car," said the lawyer.
The lawyer, looking through his papers, told him, "You owe me $2000 down and $532.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months."
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.
"Your right. It's my new car," said the lawyer.
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