1400.02 GENERAL
1. Any person with a valid New York State hunting license may hunt attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps is allowed in the State of New York. However, it is prohibited to use currency as bait.
3. The killing of attorneys with an automobile or any other vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally hit, remove dead lawyer or attorney to roadside and go to the closest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It is prohibited to use the words "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the specific purpose of trapping lawyers.
6. Lawyers are not to be hunted within 100 meters of any auto dealerships (and more specificially BMW's and Volvo's.)
7. Lawyers are not to be attracted via cocaine, young boys (or girls and women), $100 bills, prostitutes, or automobile accidents.
8. In the State of New York, it is illegal to hunt lawyers and attornyes withing 100 meters of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
9. It is prohibited for a hunter to be disguised as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting lawyers in the city or State of New York.
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